9 ways to spot a nurse at the beach
How do you spot a nurse at the beach? Let us count the ways….
1. Every child within a 50-foot radius of them is wearing floaties.
And so are the adults. They aren’t too happy about it.
But they’re too afraid to argue.
2. They’ve packed a massive cooler!
Oh, wait—no. That’s just their first aid kit.
3. But no, really, they’ve packed a cooler, too.
It also just happens to be the most immaculately packed cooler you’ve ever seen.
Each food item has been stored in a separate, sterile baggie and labeled according to allergies or specific dietary needs.
There’s even a chart containing recommended periods of digestion.
And of course—water. So. Much. Water.
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