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If nurse stock photos could speak: 10 captions that’ll crack you up!

Ever wonder what nurses might be saying if their stock photo images could speak? Now you don’t have to.

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Is this nursing heaven? But wait, WHY ARE MY CHARTS HERE?! IS THIS A JOKE?

 

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I already have 17 text messages in my inbox from various relatives with medical questions. Aunt Mary wants to know if calories are “for real.”

 

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I’m not even a nurse. I’m only 14 years old. Today is “bring your kid to work” day and it was either this or piano lessons. 

I miss my piano.

 

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Here I am, just hangin’ out with my friends. Via Skype, of course, because I’m a nursing student and this is my concept of socializing now. Tomorrow, I’ll probably “hit the clubs” on Google Hangout. 

 
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Hey Beyoncé, I “woke up like this,” too. 

 

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Annnnnndd there goes my life. 

 

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Who wore it better?

Me…or me?

 

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It’s my first day. I’m smiling because I’m terrified and I don’t know what else to do with my face.

 

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Here we are. Just, you know, all waiting patiently in line for our turn to see the patient who swallowed his own pet.

 
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So they handed me this salad and said, “Hey, take this picture with this salad for us, please.” Then I handed it back, because nobody in the history of nursing has ever had enough time to eat a salad. Ever. 

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