More nurse jokes
Need some help seeing the lighter side of nursing? Sometimes you need only ask the patient! These four nursing jokes—from the patient’s perspective—will have you clutching your sides.
1. A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn. He went to the hospital and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. He was already starting to blister and was in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes. A nurse came in, looked at the patient and whispered in the doctor’s ear. The doctor nodded and added, “You’ll also need to take a Viagra pill every four hours.” The patient, rather astounded, said, “What good will Viagra do me?” The nurse replied, “It’ll keep the sheets off your legs.”