Our favorite bumper stickers for nurses!


Bumper stickers. Whether you notice them because you’re stuck in traffic or you go out of your way to find great ones, you have to admit some of them are pretty darned funny or right on the mark.

Have you seen any great nurse bumper stickers? Here are our top 10 favorite decals found on zazzle.com.

1. Working in an emergency room, you see all sorts of stuff you want to place in the “What on EARTH were they thinking?” file. Now there’s a bumper sticker just for you: Trauma Nurse: Your stupidity is my job security!

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Marijke Durning

Marijke is a professional writer who began her working career as a registered nurse over 25 years ago. After working in clinical areas ranging from rehab to intensive care, as a floor nurse to a supervisor, she found she could combine her extensive health knowledge with her love of writing. Although she has been published in a wide variety of publications for professionals and the general public, her passion is writing for the every day person to promote health literacy.

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19 Responses to Our favorite bumper stickers for nurses!

  1. Diana

    I have one….”Be nice to me…I might be your nurse some day!”

  2. Sherrie

    @Diana – That is my license tag cover! Would love to find a bumper sticker too

  3. be nice to your nurse–we are licensed to insert sharp objects into your body.

  4. sbosse

    RN Here to save your butt….not kiss it!

  5. Candyce

    Be nice to nurses they prevent doctors from accidently killing you

  6. Cindy

    I love #9!!
    Heck.. I like all of them!! lol …

  7. TraumaRN

    The hospital that I worked in actually approved these T-shirts as acceptable uniform wear with scrub pants…On the front left pocket was the hospital logo and on the back was the phrase “E.R. Some watch it We live it “. An administration that really got it!!!

  8. Sarah

    ER Nurse: Pass me now, see me later!

  9. Kitt, R.N.

    My daughter, a trauma nurse, came up with this license plate holder, and gave me one also.
    “Nurses make better friends than enemas.”
    Love it…

  10. Debi

    My fave, just saw recently and wish I knew where to get it: I’m a nurse, here to save your A**, not kiss it!

  11. LindaL RN

    Did you hear about the dead woman that was found? They realized she was a nurse. Her stomach was empty, her bladder was full, and part of her ass had been chewed off!!

  12. pjking227 RN

    on my badge holder it says:
    “Be nice, I’m in charge of the pills.”

  13. Christal

    How about this one—I get paid to stab people with sharp objects. Or this one–Just remember I pick the size of your IV and your foley :)

  14. RNCCRN9706 RN

    I like “Nurses…here to save your a$$ not kiss it!”

  15. nutmegnative RN


    This a great website for all thing nursing!! bumperstickers gifts etc…..I found it looking for a present

  16. marpan8iv

    mine says:

    Don’t mess with me. I get PAID to stab people with sharp objects.

    and I bought one for my friend that says:

    Hug a nurse – you’ll heal better.

  17. kiwicooee

    I finished my professional career as a Public Health Nurse, affectionately known as the Pubic Health Nurse by the college kids.
    I enjoyed driving about with the plate carrier stating Midwife, helps people out.

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