Poll: Here’s my real nursing salary!

• One Schrute buck. If "The Office" dweller Dwight Schrute's fantasies of grandeur ever became a reality, I'd be worth the highest currency note available.
• One golden ticket. For what I put up with every day, I deserve an exclusive tour of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and most importantly, a lifetime supply of chocolate!
• One million space bucks. In the world of the "Star Wars" parodying Mel Brooks flick, "Spaceballs," I'm worth an intergalactic ransom note!
• Can't put a price on what I do. Only solution: since nursing is the most trusted profession, I should be handed a printing machine to pay myself!

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