Some nurses are made for the night shift. For instance, are your fangs tingling just thinking about it? Take this hilarious quiz and see how close you come to being the perfect night-shift nurse.
Quiz: Should you work the night shift?
1. At the end of a long day, you look forward to going home to your:
a. Pet cat, Fluffy
b. Pet dog, Bonzo
c. Pet rat, Willard
2. When people see you on the street, they ask:
a. “Did you just get back from vacation?”
b. “Who does your hair?”
c. “Have you considered a vitamin D supplement?”
3. Your favorite comfort food is:
a. Macaroni and cheese
b. Meatloaf and mashed potatoes
c. Hot Pockets and Red Bull
4. Your favorite holiday is:
a. Christmas, for the lights
b. Thanksgiving, for the food
c. The summer solstice, because the days get shorter
5. Your favorite bird is the:
a. Cardinal
b. Robin
c. Vulture
6. Bats are:
a. A likely vector for rabies
b. Essential to mosquito control
c. Warm. Soft. Bats not hurt Igor.
7. You don’t drink:
a. Diet soda
b. Caffeine
c. Wiiiiine
Scoring
All A’s: You should consider work as a day-shift nurse. You’re naturally a morning person.
All B’s: Have you thought about accounting as a career?
All C’s: Congratulations! You’re a night-shifter!
For more Career Advice for Nurses pick up the latest issue of Scrubs magazine, available at a retail store near you!






































































































































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