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Scrubs caption contest April 12th & 19th

Week of April 19, 2010

vintage nurse

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Week of April 12, 2010

surgical tools

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28 Responses to Scrubs caption contest April 12th & 19th

  1. Surgeons bury their mistakes. APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  2. Heidi Reaster

    Well this is a corny joke one of my patients told me last week. With a straight face, the patient looked up at me and asked if I had ever heard of the medication Hadacal. I told him “No, I never heard of this before” He laughed and then asked me “Do you know why they named it hadacal,because they had to call it something!”

  3. denise jones

    Obama Care now requires we scoop out the pockets of this middle class worker, while under the influence of anesthesia! APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  4. Penny Ten Pas

    Digging Up a Cure. APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  5. Dounia Fontana

    the vegans version of plastic surgery APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  6. Claire

    Sutures= $29.

    Scalpel= $435.

    Rusty garden tool to dig the nurse’s shoe out of the obnoxious surgeon’s (con)descending colon= PRICELESS!!! APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  7. Robin Sprowls

    Budget cuts. World dominance depends on it. APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  8. I know I said he uses everything but the kitchen sink. That’s not quite what I meant! APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  9. Amanda Williams

    Honey, you won’t believe what they are wanting us to do now! APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  10. Chanda Kim

    “Exploratory surgery, digging up what ails you!” APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  11. Renea Cotham

    WOW!! That is deep. At least now I know it can be tied to the new healthcare issue. APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  12. Lisa Chapman

    Budget cut backs in the truest form! APRIL 12 CAPTION CONTEST

  13. Steve Weber RN

    Alright Dear, you’ve had time-off for labor and four hours with your baby. Time to put your scrubs on and get back to work !!! APRIL 19 CAPTION CONTEST

  14. Sandy H

    Here’s your new darling. Don’t unwrap him. Don’t place him on your bed. Don’t let anyone else touch him.(circa 1970) APRIL 19 CAPTION CONTEST

  15. Rebecca Doyle

    So easy even a caveman can do it! APRIL 19 CAPTION CONTEST

  16. Ashlee

    Baby, “Ahhh….that was too easy, Mom didnt even break a sweat.

  17. Shelley Averette

    Can I keep this one? It’s prettier than the last one.

  18. Sandy

    “He’s adorable!!…and I thought I was having an appendectomy!

  19. Suzanne Droogan

    I just washed my hair in the nursery before bringing your little bundle of joy!!!

  20. Linda Johnson

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN??”THAT’S NOT YOUR BABY???”.Lady,I didn’t spend 5 hours at the other end of those stirrups for nothing!!

  21. Judy K.

    Make sure you put HER bow on the same side as mine.

  22. Amy

    What’s your return policy?

  23. Stephanie Zoller

    That’s ok honey, her head won’t stay that shape…and her face, well, she will grow out of that smashed face look…hopefully.

  24. Cheryl A. Pruskowski RN

    The most tender touch.

  25. OK, Joan, I’ll take the baby, it’s time for your Haldol.

  26. K Kisner

    If I have to tell one more mother her baby is adorable I think I will throw up

  27. Ann

    What a darling baby. Will it be paid for by you or us???

  28. Evelyn

    Need Surgery? Be ready!
    We’re digging deep into your wallets….