Last Week’s Winner
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“This is what two doubles and 14 cups of coffee will do to you! Wheeeee… I’m super nurse!”
- submitted by Lauren
This Week’s Contest – April 16, 2012
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What’s your best caption? Leave it in our comments. Be sure to check back next week when we pick the winner!
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RN
Registered Nurse
you are sooooo going to win this Halloween costume contest
RN
Registered Nurse
Your NOT gonna pull out THIS IV.
RN
Registered Nurse
The cleaner the better, but just in case…I’m prepared!!!
Wow! Great job, but I only cut my finger!
I love that I have a job because people act stupid…
“Ok, no more jumping through rings of fire…”
Mr. Smith, you have 2nd degree burns on 97% of your body, NO you can’t unwrap your hand so you can go outside and smoke.
LVN
Licensed Vocational Nurse (California and Texas)
This is what happens when your mean pt. we want to inmobilize you in our dreams
RN
Registered Nurse
I have to do this dressing change how many times a shift?!?!
RN
Registered Nurse
BID dressing changes…..No problem….Doctor.
RN
Registered Nurse
If he complains one more time that I’m not doing it like the last nurse this is going right over his mouth!
RN
Registered Nurse
ok, just don’t look at anyone and walk straight to the vending machines….the charge nurse will never know you took a break!
Student
Nursing Student (you can change this when you graduate!)
This is how you practice safe sex!
RN
Registered Nurse
Nurse: You won’t be able to text for a while.
Patient: I figured that out as soon as you wrapped my phone up in my hand.
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
Mummy said there would be days like this!!
Caption Contest
Caption Contest Winner!
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
Would now be a bad time to tell you I need to pee?
Student
Nursing Student (you can change this when you graduate!)
Are you really, I mean really sure that this is the best way to welcome the new Egyptian Cardiologist to the hospital staff?
OH O I think I forgot to put down my french fry
” I guess you won’t be walking down the hall with your gown open now!”