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Scrubs caption contest! – August 1, 2011

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35 Responses to Scrubs caption contest! – August 1, 2011

  1. Ali

    Alternatives to pain medicine…

  2. Deborah Diliberto

    “Lets open up with the song “Bleeding Lone”

  3. Deborah DiLiberto

    I meant “Let’s open up with the song Beeding Love”

  4. Lizzette Rodriguez

    We are incorporating CAM therapy in the OR to ease your stress pre-, intra-, and post operatively.

  5. Rigas Papagolos

    I won the annual July Surgical intern Polka Contest. The winner gets to make the first cut.

  6. BrendaReece

    I can’t find my groove without music, and my iPod got broken last night.

  7. Cinae Morgan

    Obama-care’s version of cost-effective anesthesia.

  8. Jeff Cunningham

    My HMO provides ambiance when u have a colectomy.

  9. Your insurance wouldn’t pay for anesthesia, but the hospital volunteer band will lull you to sleep before they start!

  10. Nina

    Medicare cutbacks! Good news; The surgery is covered!! Bad news; Anesthesia is considered an optional service.

  11. Tamara

    “Egad!! No harp, no angel wings…and it even sounds like Hell, too! No one told me THIS was part of the deal if I die on the table. I’m gonna sue!!”

  12. Laura Cauthen RN

    “OMG, they are playing “oh when the saints go marching in, get me outta here”

  13. Jamie Munn

    We’re trying out for OR band trio of the year….and we really need all the practice time we can get…you don’t mind do you?

  14. Suzan RN

    This is the anesthesia…..

  15. Chris

    “Those are not the sterile instruments I was thinking you would use!”

  16. Jennifer

    “having my appendix cut out isn’t music to my ears.”

  17. Jennifer

    “We do surgery with state of the art instruments.”

  18. Jennifer

    “we operate with state of the art instruments.”

  19. Jennifer

    “we promise we won’t fiddle with your kidneys.”

  20. Jennifer

    “the truth about music in the O.R. has to come out.”

  21. Teresa Pylant

    Your insurance does not allow us to use anesthesia, so we will play you a lullaby instead.

  22. Karen

    Music really is the best medicine.

  23. Samantha

    The surgeon told me it would be a well orchestrated surgery, but I had no idea that THIS is what he meant!

  24. Pamela White

    Don’t be concerned this is our new way to limber up our fingers so your surgery will go more smoothly.

  25. Kaen

    “I said I want sympathy, not a symphony!”

  26. Bingobill

    ‘when the doc said they might snake my colon I didn’t expect a snake charmer!’

  27. colleen miller

    the hospital has cut our coffee budget and we have to do something to keep us awake after a 16 hour day !!!

  28. Andrea Crigger

    Today’s music selections are Another One Bites The Dust, Staying Alive, I’m in a Hurry, and Look Mom No Hands….

  29. ani

    Evidence Based Practice gone wrong….

  30. CindyV

    I know you guys think youre funny but please stop playing “Another one bites the dust”

  31. CindyV

    Nursing doesnt pay enough. We are practicing for our second job at Moes Bar and Grill.

  32. Hope Ballard

    The difference between private insurance and federal.

  33. bingobill

    “No we’re not performing surgery today,this is alternative medicine. We are driving out evil spirits.It just costs the same.’

  34. Cammy RN

    Surgical instruments?

  35. Whatever nurses do, they must do twice as well as doctors to be thought half as good.

    Luckily, this is not difficult!