August 16, 2010
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Yeah, so how do you like my new “Write On” program? You just connect the dots to show where to start the mandible surgery. Cool, huh?
And the parietal bone’s connected to the….
Pencil but no penicillin!
“Nurse! Come quick! Why is there a booger in this man’s shoulder joint?”
….and right here is were this pencil was previoulsy located before i removed it
Hmmm. Is that supposed to be there?
let’s get the lead out
Where did it go? I know it WAS right there!
(as the tiney little bug crawls away)
Connect the dots game for those that didn’t make it through medical school.
Preeeetttyyy……
You get off at Exit 64; turn left at the stop sign, and the hotel will be about a half mile down on your right.
32 to 33 to 34…I’m pretty sure when I’m done with this it will be a picture of a rabbit.
This connect the dot puzzle is harder then I thought it would be.
Ummm….what is this called again? Quick, nurse…hand me my Medsurg book!
If I stay just like this for long enough, maybe, just maybe they will think I know what i’m doing!!!
Where is that patient’s nose?!$*^#$ Lets draw some ..
Ouuuu black & white coloring book
I have some free time
If i put this pencil mark on there, then that means something is wrong, right??? $$$$$$
I must draw inside the lines…….
See, I can fool the best of them. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one in photo ads. I am really an exorcist.
“This looks like as good a place as any to make the first incision!”
I can just fill this inand pretend I havent seen it!!!
Nurse, come quick… I’m the new picasso!! Now I know my true calling!!
The parietal bone is missing
As you can see this Mummy is a Pharaoh from the 5th Dynasty. Note all the gold fillings in his teeth !!
WOW !!!! This is the bestest Etch A Sketch yet. Look at that detail.
WOW !!!!! This is the bestest Etch A Sketch yet . Look at all of the detail.
The latest budget cut – tracing X-Ray images from the monitor!
Now what was I looking for again..
Finally finished my self portrait!
Is this where I enter my orders?
Ok , I think this is his head, hmmm, if I could just find his intestines…
Woops! Thats no mandible thats the skull.
“go here…around this….back up here….swing around this thing…and I’m almost out of this maze…”
Don’t worry. It’s not July anymore. This guy has a whole month under his belt.
This guy is so dumb that, I think if we drill here and remove only a small piece of brain matter for my clinical research, no one will ever notice.
But where’s the brain?!?
Hummm, I could have sworn that’s where I left the sponge.
This is a weird looking Scantron sheet but, ok.
“I stay at a Holiday Inn Express…… and I get THIS as a complimentary gift?”
So THATS where I left it!!!
Hmmm…I think if I move this bone here, and place it over here we will have a working Joint Comminsion
Surveyor with no speaking ability..But wait do we have the policy in place to handle this…
Did we get the insurance companies approval for removing the shoe from this Joint comminission workers mouth before I get started.?
worst mirror image ever!
Dr. X never could get over that urge to draw mustaches on pictures he didn’t like.
Uh oh now I know where my gum went.
Dr. McLucky quickly mastered the art of brain surgery through his correspondence course while performing penn and ink drawings thru the Art Institute of America.
Hang on a sec, Let me Pencil You in….
“If you squint your eyes and stare long enough you can see an eagle carrying a fish in its claws!”