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Scrubs caption contest – August 2, 2010

August 2, 2010

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15 Responses to Scrubs caption contest – August 2, 2010

  1. Moe

    …and then I told him, “No! I said butt light!”

  2. Arlene

    hahaha oh yes !! He meant Mrs. Brown in 204 not Mr. Brown 402 for the hysterectomy.

  3. And yesterday I recieved an invatation to help form a “White college Fund” Ahh ha ha ha, how racial would that be concidered?

  4. Lisa Barr

    It is what it is!

  5. pam

    Your not gonna believe what we pulled out of his rectum when we went to get a core temp

  6. Kathleen

    We know that Hospital food is bad , but did you see Mr. Green in Room 27 licking the TV screen and saying yum when he was watching Food TV ! I wonder what the kitchen is sending him !!!

  7. Em

    …And THEN he asked us to clean it off and give it back to him, because his wife didn’t know it was missing!

  8. Jeffrey Bodurka

    Honest! The union rep asked for a 3% raise and no mandatory overtime. Next they will ask for contractual safe staffing levels.

  9. Tel

    Great to see us again here! We’re so busy! Are we sure we still remember each other’s name?

  10. Danielle

    and he didnt even take viagra

  11. Jeanie

    You need to turn the beaters off before you lick them.

  12. Mellene

    Please don’t make me laugh. I have to pee and I only have one bladder!

  13. Leoda

    yeah, and get this, we got so busy that the even the NURSE MANAGER said she would take a share of patients. Ha ha ha ha.

  14. Misty

    You can’t dialyze stupid!

  15. Debbie

    scene: RN night shift supervisor left only 2 tech to split ortho unit on a Monday with heavy patient load and brought each tech donuts to make up for his mess up…hahaha…Tech comments: ” yeah, I guess I will need those for later with alot of coffee!! ” All the donuts in the world didn’t make up for that day!!!