August 23, 2010
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This is Dr. who ??? Yikes !!! What ? No Kidding ? What am I supposed to do ?
Quite calling me, can’t you see I’m stomping out disease and saving lives!!!!!
OMG! You found WHAT!? WHERE? How in the world could that happen!
Here’s another “Here’s Lucy” moment!
He grew WHAT in his sputum???
Can you repeat that again DR??? You want me to ask Ms. Williams how far the contractions are and you will be here after your golf game…. Well what hole are you on then????
We want an order of Beef and broccoli, Moo Shu Pork and some extra egg rolls, please. STAT!
I’m calling to clarify your order, Dr. You wrote, “F/U CKD tomorrow.” That’s follow up chronic kidney disease, right?
And then she said WHAT?
3 MOM enemas then 2 more Fleets? Kayexalate also? Yowser! (I’ll make sure and start that at 0630 just before my shift ends
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I AM READING IT !!!! YOU WROTE COLD COMPRESS Q1HR P.R…..NO….. YOU DID NOT WRITE P.R.N!!!!
WHAAATTT…I send the wrong patient to the OR …well at least he is going to have a free gender change operation…
What did u say?!..Nurse X took as much blood as she could form that patient?! And how was that….5l (160 pounds)
You want me to what? Manually calculate an IV drip!?!?!
Look, Honey…for the fifth time, I told you I’m charting. I also told you to only call me if you or the kids are on fire!
NO!! You cannot! We already have a brain transplant scheduled for 3pm.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What!!!!!!!!I thought you said room 34b
How am I suppose to explain to MR and MRS. Smith that his son is circumcised? ……
Oh Doctor your gonna have to come and tell him…..
I just quit!
You want me to put WHAT???? WHERE?????
It got in there,,,,,how?????
You put the Jelly Where????? I don’t think it said grape jelly!
Mom, what time are you coming home? I’ll be there soon! Two hours later…
Three boxes of Thin Mints, two boxes of Tag-A-Longs, four boxes of Samoas cost HOW MUCH? Dang in-department solicitation is gonna kill me!
Let me get this straight, you put WHAT? WHERE? and now you CAN’T GET IT OUT?
You want me to give what, to who, where and how often?!?!?! Hmmm……wait….can you hear me? I think…we……have..a..bad….connec…tion….I….can’t……bbbuuuuzzzzz
Pharmacy is all out of Ativan, Is duct tape considered a restraint?
Pharmacy is all out of that med, Do I need an order for duct tape??
Here lies the ashes of the last Dr who yelled at me!!
And why did you go to that Dr first? He can’t even keep the plants in his office alive!
ok for the last you have to take the enima out of the box before using…. men!
“OMG!!! ..LMAO…SERIOUSLY!!??
You can TOTALLY TELL I’m doing KEGELS just by the sound of my Voice…?
Wow Doc…Not too Shabby!”