Scrubs Caption Contest! – August 26, 2013

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“Maybe you’ll think twice before pressing your call light ten times in a row again.”

– submitted by Sarah Elizabeth Mason via Facebook.

This Week’s Contest – August 26, 2013


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10 Responses to Scrubs Caption Contest! – August 26, 2013

  1. marcatri

    Repeat after me, “The head bone’s connected to the neck bone, the neck bone’s connected to the back bone …”

  2. LD50 RN

    And this tiny thing here? Well, that’s your penis, dear.

  3. “Prescription for Viagra? Really?”

    “Err, sir that says ‘Vitamin’…”

  4. harleywish

    Holy cow I can’t believe my sperm count is so high

  5. annemonimoni

    Yep, that’s your bill today. And underneath what it’d be in 2014 under Obamacare

  6. bmartin

    “This is what your penis will look like when it’s circumcised”

  7. myoung1rn Caption Contest

    Now this is my brother as the “Church Lady” from SNL. People get us mixed up all the time.

  8. cek77

    You’re kidding me right? You want me to stick it where?

  9. grosejay

    That’s what I looked like before I became a nurse!

  10. emlibs1mom

    I can’t believe the doctor is discharging you!