August 9, 2010
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I can’t believe this……..I have surgery in the next 10 minutes!! Damn…. NURSE!!!!!!!!
What did you say that was on your scrubs?
OMG!!! They raided the dumpster again
..not only is the food rancid, but transplanting the head of a ginger woman onto my tiny body goes way beyond the pale!
You say that I have to eat all of this before you give me something for pain?
You expect me to eat this without dessert!!! JELLO!!!!
92 Bordeaux? Excellent choice!
Yeeees, I would agree my roommate is having great results from her bowel prep!..Does this meal come with a nose clamp?
Contrary to what your nose is telling you right now, dinner tonight is completely tasteless and won’t smell any worse on the other end. Bon Appetit!
KFC ? your kidding me ,right ?
What???? This is only going to make me sicker!!!!!
You don’t actually expect me to EAT this, do you? Why does it smell like that?
Not again! Somebody help me Please……
“You’re giving me THIS after an esophagogastroduodenoscopy?!?!”
Please, tell me this IS my food
But I requested a half portion…this is such a horrible waste of food.
How could you?! He was MY pet chicken.
O, so sorry I’m allergic to carrots, chicken and gravy, can I call for a pizza please?
Its puraid what??
I’M SORRY I DID IT Again! Could YOU PLease clean me up?
Is this my punisment for that “little” accident?
open the wide and let the choo choo train in ….!!!
The only thing worse than this food?.. That scrubs ensemble! Scrubs Magazine could really help you “put it all together”!
Yes, the rumors are true…..we DO have a carrot farm in the basement.
Could you please put a sheet on the bed or let me put some pants on? Because of the “ICU” gown I’m sticking to the plastic mattress…
Remember that stool sample you needed? Well that laxative really worked quickly, so when I get up can you collect it here from the sheets…..?
Wow! That laxative sure worked fast! Can you get that sample you needed from the sheets when I get up?
“And im having open heart surgery tomorrow? and THIS
“And im having open heart surgery tomorrow and THIS is my last meal”
“I’m not sick ENOUGH?”
Nurse? Could I have some salt, another glass of milk, gravy on the side, another butter…oh and my pillow is a little flat…I’m sorry I don’t mean to treat you like a waitress…
who are you? why are you in my room?
CHF PATIENT: “Can I pleaassse have some salt”
or: “after I eat this, can I have something for nauseau?