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Scrubs caption contest – December 6, 2010

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14 Responses to Scrubs caption contest – December 6, 2010

  1. Sam

    Pt: Is this all I can have?
    Nurse: This is what the Dr. prescribed for you, this is an 1800 calorie diet.
    Pt: I can eat three times this for breakfast, you’ve got to be kidding me, right?!
    Nurse: You do know that over eating causes your blood glucose to spike??? Wasn’t yours over 500 in the ER…um….whose Little Debbie Snack Cake wrappers are those in the trash???

  2. Jo-Ann

    Do you mind if I eat this? I haven’t had breakfast.

  3. Desiree Adkins

    Breakfast in bed?! You are too kind…but after three days I think bacon and eggs are getting a little old

  4. Desiree Adkins

    Breakfast in bed?! You are just too kind! But after three days in a row bacon and eggs are getting a little old

  5. Maureen Evers

    this isn’t really hospital food. it’s cafeteria food from the grammar school around the corner. much better.

  6. April Essary

    Nurse: Perfect weight loss plan! When you live off of hospital food you will drop sizes in no time! Look at me!, I need new scrubs and have only been working here for 1 month!

  7. Pj

    I am very sorry I have to take this from you, you had your galbladder removed yesterday.

  8. lyn wilson

    Oh..don’t drink the yellow stuff. It’s the urine specimen from the patient in the other bed….

  9. Jennifer

    I want to vote for Jo-Ann’s on Dec 7th. I really chuckled at hers best! That one was hilarious!

  10. Leeza

    Geesh…sorry the kitchen is closed.. But I found this tray in another room… Patient died before he could finish it… enjoy!

  11. becky

    why yes princess I would be happy to cut your food up and feed you since I can clearly see you are unable to do so….could I also order you a massage for after lunch?

  12. Dena

    Nurse: Did you eat most of this?
    Patient: Yes, it was delicious!
    Nurse: Did anyone actually explain what N.P.O. meant to you last night?
    Patient:…….uhhhh
    Nurse: LISA!…. Call the OR, AGAIN!!

  13. KIM

    NO I DIDN’T MAKE THIS, BUT IF I DID…YOU WOULD HAVE EATEN IT….ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!

  14. KIM

    NO I DIDN’T MAKE THIS, BUT IF I DID….YOU WOULD HAVE EATEN IT….ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!!

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