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“Alrighty now ladies, smile like nobody knows we replaced the baby with a dog”
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This Week’s Contest – February 13, 2012
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What’s your best caption? Leave it in our comments. Be sure to check back next week when we pick the winner!
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LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
I can’t wait ’til they invent instant cold compresses.
RN
Registered Nurse
Nurse: “Do you know where you are?”
Patient: “Yes”
Nurse: “. . . Where are you?”
Patient: “In your shadow.”
RN
Registered Nurse
OK, if you’re still sick to your stomach just hold this position and aim for the bag.
” Since you’re not allowed to go home sick, just hold firm pressure here for few hours and you’ll be able to get through the rest of your day. I applied a pressure dressing to help you out. It’s just a gash, no biggie! “
RN
Registered Nurse
a rectal temp would be more accurate!!!
RN
Registered Nurse
is this not appropriate
RN
Registered Nurse
Patient: ‘….Nurse I said it’s my knees ?!?’ Nurse: ‘Sssssshush……….cigerette?’
RN
Registered Nurse
Umm, nope, no fever – go back to work.
But the Mrs. shouldn’t have to tell you to take out the rubush.
You think you have a headache! Put your big girl panties on and try wearing my hat for 8 hrs.
RN
Registered Nurse
“Do you really think if a headache could get you sent home I’D still be here???”
RN
Registered Nurse
“You sure Do have a big Noggin on your Head!!!”
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RN
Registered Nurse
Poor Newbie….That was his first dressing change.
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LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
“I’m sorry you lost your sunglasses, but I can’t stand here all day keeping the sun out of your eyes!”
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
Patient: Oh my head! The pain is terrible.
Nurse: You should consider the “power of positive thinking”. I have some patients who come in with amputated arms and legs. So, on a scale of 1-10, how are you feeling now?
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
“Nurse! I told you! I stubbed my toe!” “Shh-shhh-shhh! Quiet now! I know the doctor was in a hurry today but Mr. Nelson, you -” “I’m not Nelson! I’m Fitzpatrick!!” “Oh my! That would explain why Mr. Nelson’s head didn’t stop bleeding when I wrapped his toe!”
In the battle of “Bricks verses Heads” bricks always wins.
RN
Registered Nurse
Nurse Mary had a renowned healing touch amongst the troops….she was especially popular with the UTI patients.