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Scrubs caption contest! – February 14, 2011

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23 Responses to Scrubs caption contest! – February 14, 2011

  1. Christina

    …and I thought I only got a free wheel chair ride to the car on discharge!

  2. Carol

    Love…it cures what ails ya!

  3. Jean Malizia

    No, Mr. Nolte – it’s been MY pleasure!

  4. “the Dr. thot you should have this to make your “problem” more manageable”

  5. pat

    Nurses Fair, mouth to mouth resuscitation checks…………… !

  6. Christy Savel

    Ok, so when I have him (Nick Nolte) in a good lip lock, you come up from behind and hit him with the tranquilizer! Ready…. NOW!

  7. christy savel

    Ok, when I have Mr. Nolte in a firm lip lock, you come up from behind and hit him with the tranquilizer! Ready…… NOW!

  8. kimberly

    ummm, I guess I don’t need these blue pills now.

  9. Vickie R

    Mr. Nolte has had a change of career plans, as he interviews for an upcoming position on our new “Mobile CPR Unit”!

  10. Jess

    White scrubs: $45. Sparkly watch: $65. Lip gloss and breath mints: $5. Instantly improved Press Ganey scores: priceless.

  11. Erin

    Feel safe, sleep with a nurse!

  12. Leeza

    Stealing a kiss between rounds is all Nurse Betty needed to get through her days in the field

  13. LAURIE


  14. nancy

    the Press Ganey has it!

  15. Janice

    Thanks, Honey, for bringing me to work!

  16. Janet

    Discharge plan: Your health is sealed with a kiss!

  17. elaine

    This will make you stress free :*

  18. Sandi

    I hope someone got a picture of this because the other nurses are NEVER going to believe this….

  19. Pat

    This week on Celebrity Rehab our cast host the winners of Nurse’s Gone Wild!

  20. A kiss is just a kiss…and for my next trick…

  21. Stephanie P.

    Even though Betty was always late giving meds and never got her patients to surgery on time, she always scored high on her patient satisfaction surveys.

  22. Sophia

    Sorry, I don’t kiss or marry my patients

  23. forget the aspirin!!Just call me in the morning!!