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Scrubs caption contest! – February 21, 2011


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28 Responses to Scrubs caption contest! – February 21, 2011

  1. evelyn

    move it lucy or were going to get stuck together

  2. Connie

    The winner gets their x-ray first!

  3. Jeffrey Bodurka

    The views in the hospital can be more traumatizing than what brought you there in the first place.

  4. Danielle


  5. Jessie King

    Stay on the orthopedic floor… the view from here is GREAT!

  6. Pam

    Now I know why they call it “The Windy City.”

  7. Vicki

    No Passing (gas) zone

  8. Becky

    Peek-a-boo! I see you!

  9. Becky

    Peek-a-boo! I see you!


    Honey does this dress make me look fat?

  11. Angie

    C’mon Myrtle, you gotta hold my gown next. No free shows!

  12. Tiana

    Gee its cold in here LOL!!!

  13. Nancy Bedel

    Now I remember why they call it the ICU.

  14. pamela hearne

    Uh, excuse me ma’am bit your badonkadonk is showing!

  15. Stacey

    I thought LAST night was the Full Moon!

  16. Katie Withane

    Walter was surprised to see his face tattooed on Myrna’s behind!

  17. Sally

    “No honey, this gown doesn’t make your butt look any bigger.”

  18. Kim

    I have Go Lightly in my IV, what’s in yours milk and molasses?

  19. Helen Marshall

    Mr. Johnson and his hernia repair is pulling up fast, trying to overtake Mrs. Smith with her chole.

  20. Jenn

    It had been a long time since Frank had seen a woman’s backside, and now he wished it had been longer.

  21. Stephanie P.

    Stan never thought that he would regret having his cataracts removed.

  22. amanda

    excuse me mam, but your back door is open!

  23. Megan

    I thought you were having that removed?

  24. Karen

    Edna frequently used the “back door” maneuver to win on the IV racing circuit…

  25. renee

    Sick?? ;;;;;;;;;; I AM NOW !!

  26. Pat

    Mr. Sullivan was regretting his hasty decision to to take part in a seniors only ED study.

  27. Renee

    Line dancing?

  28. Renee

    You put your backside in. You put your backside out. You do the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself around. And that’s what it’s all about.