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Scrubs Caption Contest! – January 27, 2014

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“Now Mr. Snodgrass, I need some clarification. It says here you had your first Hysterectomy in 1935. Your First? Hysterectomy?” submitted by twink986.

This Week’s Contest – January 27, 2013

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9 Responses to Scrubs Caption Contest! – January 27, 2014

  1. celestnurse

    I’d like a diet Coke with graham crackers stacked individually yea high and she’ll have a morphine chaser 5 mg or larger.

  2. Tstovall

    “I had had it up to somewhere between here with the patient, before I decided to seek mental help.”

  3. letmestyle

    “Nurse…we think her foot is stuck somewhere between here and here”.

  4. letmestyle

    Nurse to patient: “I could not have heard you right….What did you say you had stuck in there???”

  5. ahinoj03 Caption Contest

    “See this area right here? Yes, this is the jugular. Remember that, that’s where some patients like to aim…”

  6. cinnybug LPN

    “You see, under the new guidelines, this is the only area permitted for IN injections,”

  7. nurselynnb

    So……i’m hearing she wants her breasts high enough to hold up her head.

  8. Conroenurse

    Nurse Mary I’ve found if I karate chop my daughter right here on her neck and ram my fingers down her throat it works alot faster getting her to focus on doing her homework than any of those ADHD meds the doctor wants her to take.

    • kissmekate

      This made me pee my pants… luckily I’m sitting on a Chux pad. You are too funny!

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