Scrubs caption contest – January 3, 2011

Anatomy class in the Galt School of Nursingphoto © 2010 Galt Museum & Archives on The Commons | more info (via: Wylio)


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18 Responses to Scrubs caption contest – January 3, 2011

  1. irishe

    nobody winks.. this is the bonus question for the test..

    bring it on!!

  2. Amanda Nicholson

    “Ok, ladies. Welcome to ‘reality orientation’. It is April. The weather is sunny. The next holiday is Easter, and those things you are wearing on your heads are shorts from the year 2010. Let’s write all of this on the board….”

  3. Jennifer

    the toe bone connects to the foot bone, and the foot bone connects to the ankle bone, and the ankle bone connects to the leg bone, and the leg bone connects to the knee bone, and the knee bone connects to the thigh bone, and the thigh bone connects to the hip bone….

  4. Jen

    “Hello class, my name is Betty. To my left is the last person who asked if I wear knee pads because I’m a Head Nurse.”

  5. Mark

    If it’s not part of the skeletal system, then why is it called a “boner”?!

  6. Now ladies, you may ask yourselves, what is the purpose of the skeleton behind me? Well, the reason that we eat our young is to weed out the weak, and make sure only the strong survive. Any questions?

  7. Brenda

    Look at Linda, sitting in the middle. She’s such a kiss-up, she’s even dressed like the instructor.

  8. Hello ladies – my name is Miss Smith. Please use common sense when attending to patients. Attempt to find a way to keep them from dying.

    Lesson is over for the week. Goodluck!

  9. Lisa A RN

    ” . . . 28th day of class & already 7 nursing students gone! Third clinical, Phlebotomy! What a mess! Who knew sharpening needles was such a nursing skill!?”

  10. Lisa A RN

    ” . . . 28th day of class & already 7 nursing students gone! Third clinical, Phlebotomy! What a mess! Who knew sharpening needles was such a nursing skill!?”

  11. Katherine

    I hate wearing this hat!

  12. Loretta

    . . . so it’s really quite simple to merely bleach and fold the hip bones to fashion your caps.

  13. Ranay

    LOL! @ Jen’s comment! Love it!

  14. Karen

    O.K. Ladies. Todays lesson is “How to sit in uncomfortable chairs with uncomfortable uniforms and still have a smile on our faces when the patients give us crap” Are we ready? Good, lets begin!

  15. Leeza

    Follow me as I write on the board…. My hair must be poofed to wear this cap…. My hair must be poofed to wear this cap…

  16. Brings back memories of classes at NCBHSchool of Nursing , winston-Salem, Nc in the mid 50’s! What an experience!!!

  17. lynn

    Is the skull the bone my bobby pins are imbedded in.

  18. Edie

    Nursing students mantra to survive a dull class. Only 1,528 more days to graduation, (repeat)

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