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“Finally, I can hear myself think!”
- submitted by obnurse
This Week’s Contest– January 9, 2012
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I hope I dont get billed for this. I was just resting on mothers bed while she was getting tests run.
RN
Registered Nurse
He had a paper cut, I wanted to make sure it was covered.
Oh my gauze! Who needs clothes?!
The ‘gauze’ outfit would make a great Project Runway challenge!
Class, this is how you do a kling wrap dressing.
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RN
Registered Nurse
Yep, they let a student nurse do my dressing change!
All I said was “semi-occlusive.”
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RN
Registered Nurse
Holy dressing change, Batman!
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RN
Registered Nurse
See what happens when you don’t restock the isolation cart.
Did you say dressing changes Q2??
OK,OK! I’ll quit calling out for things I can do for myself!
RN
Registered Nurse
Wait…Am I the ghost of nurses past? … or the ghost of nurses in the future?
RN
Registered Nurse
Wait! Am I the ghost of nurses past? or the ghost of nurses in the future?
Oh My God! When she told me she wanted to practice bandaging, I didn’t know it meant becoming a mummy!
But…but…but… this was supposed to be a simple surgical procedure!
RN
Registered Nurse
He did the mash……..he did the MONSTER mash……….
The student nurse was just so nice, and I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. she was doing such a good job!
RN
Registered Nurse
“Can someone get me pair of trauma shears? Now!”
But I just came in with a tummy ache!!!!
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
Ok this is Gary a transfer from the PACU. He had an appendectomy earlier this morning and has been stable. Also the OR says they are sorry, but they had 6 boxes of sterile kling that expire by the end of the day so all the post-ops are gonna look like this.
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
I promise to stop stealing the bandage scissors!
RN
Registered Nurse
HONEST!!! I didn’t know it was the last donut.
“Now, right before you go in the room put on a mask and gloves and you are ready for that lactulose, kayexalate and c-diff bed change!”