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Scrubs caption contest! – July 11, 2011

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“I’d say he’s awake, but unable to move!” “Naa, he’s just sleeping with his eyes open!” “Make your incision and see if he blinks!”

– submitted by Gabi Miller

This Week’s Contest – July 11, 2011

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16 Responses to Scrubs caption contest! – July 11, 2011

  1. Rigas Papagolos

    I’m doing all this charting and the only way someone will read it is if I’m being sued.

  2. Stacey

    “Tomorrow when I have lower back pain and double vision, I’ll wish they had taught ergonomics in nursing school.”

  3. Rhonda

    Ok, now what?

  4. Anthony Grimm

    my patients are all sleeping, meds are passed, my charting is completed……wait don’t anyone wake me up!!!!

  5. Melissa

    “Healthstream…is…so…much…fun” (our mandatory online education, which concludes with a test)

  6. Sophia Wormwood

    Just one more game of Angry Birds, before I have to finish my notes!

  7. Annie

    Kourtney we found a date for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Kimberly Francis, RN

    Yipppee–computer charting! Now I won’t have to call the doctors for clarification of their orders. Is this thing turned on?

  9. yayyyyy!!! Another test!!!


    Yessss, all is quiet, now i can check my crops on Farmville.

  11. Joyce

    Look at that it’s locked up again..I love Real Time Charting!

  12. Roberta

    “Uh, just a minute boss, ‘hmm, tall, dark, handsome,
    right age, goes skiing,'”( Click), “I hope its a match, hey boss, can I have off on Friday night?”

  13. Carrie Crenshaw

    I’m FINALLY done with all my charting. Only took me an hour after my shift was supposed to end.

  14. Lisa

    “Let’s just see how much it would actually cost to vaca in Bora Bora”

  15. jan siffert

    check, check, check, this is so much easier than writing, no callous on my fingers, and then I can play poker!!! or go on FB! so much easier now!! I love my job!

  16. Cindy Stageman

    “I know my patient’s chart is in here somewhere! If only I can remember where it was before I had to go answer that call light!”