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Scrubs Caption Contest! – July 17, 2013

Last Week’s Winner

“You want to know if this is an oral or rectal thermometer? Little hint … roll over.”

– submitted by Pompilot

This Week’s Contest – June 17, 2013

What’s your best caption? Leave it in our comments. Be sure to check back next week when we pick the winner!

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6 Responses to Scrubs Caption Contest! – July 17, 2013

  1. joanamay

    I’ve got news! Census tonight is 20. 5 were intubated, 4 post op and 2 of them has fever. Let’s Volt in!

  2. rcampbell1127

    Ok, on three rock, paper scissors. The winner gets to tell the doc his math is flawed.

  3. carrierebeccalo@gmail.com

    “Did yall hear about the patient we can’t talk about who has that thing we can’t discuss but who has the family member who did that in the room next to the place in the hall”?

  4. nursethesoul

    Okay…..You take the left leg, You take the right leg, You hold the flashlight while I get on my knees at the end of the bed and catheterize this little lady using STERILE technique…..

  5. slm444

    Okay girls! We have 5 call offs, a census of 31, with 15 completes, 8 in isolation, 5 on Heparin Drips, 3 going through DT’s, and 1 that gets out of every restraint we put on her and keeps climbing into bed with the male patients on the floor. Oh, and the power is out because of the storm, so we are now doing everything by back up generator lights. I hope everyone had their coffee!

  6. raghubn

    WHERE THERE IS NO STRUGGLE, THERE IS NO STRENGTH

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