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Scrubs caption contest – July 26, 2010

July 26, 2010


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33 Responses to Scrubs caption contest – July 26, 2010

  1. Angela

    I’ll pass you the hemostats, but then I’m going on a break! July 26, 2010 Caption contest.

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  3. Keli

    Was it as good for you as it was for me?

  4. That cough sounds serious doctor. I suggest you invest in an electronic cigarette like i did.

  5. Jill

    Dr. Smith, caring doctor he was, decided to join the patient in a pre-surgery smoke break.

  6. Laura

    Talk about overworked! I don’t want to do THIS during my smoke break.

  7. Ria newberry

    Gee…I can’t figure out why I didn’t get hired by that oncology surgeon…

  8. Myra Duhon

    I picked the wrong day to stop smoking!

  9. Anita

    With all the budget cuts….I have to take my smoke break during surgery…Looks like we better order lunch to be delivered too this may take us awhile…

  10. paula

    OMG I lost my ash!

  11. Theresa Young

    “So glad they opened this Operating Room as a Smoking OR, its’ so hard to quit”

  12. HEMRrhOIDS , SHMEMROIDS , THIS GUY has been A PAIN IN my ASS for years.!

  13. Deb Tackett

    ” Trust me, I’m a Doctor.”

  14. “Pass the scalpel i think i left the ashtray in there.”

  15. William

    You see these little scissors? Yep! The surgeon’s about to cut into you and start snipping stuff. The question is, how much do you trust a surgeon who let’s his nurses smoke? On the up side, he sure knows how to party though!!

  16. Pat Frederick

    Well, the cauteration tool just made the smoke alarm go off. Gotta evacuate right now.

  17. Mellene

    What did I do with my lighter?

  18. Melanie Cardinal

    Well, my work here is done. Who knew cigarettes could be so bad for you.

  19. Kathleen

    I’ll get started as soon as I finish this cigarette. My nerves are shot and this operation is going to be a doozie.

  20. Danielle

    are you sure these are sterile?

  21. Heather Wolff

    “What? I sterilized it”

  22. Elizabeth nelson

    Why did they call me !i was on a quick smoke break now here i am in this place and i don’t know what the heck i am doing or what i should be doing, i don’t even work in this dept.wrong person for the job.

  23. Pretty soon your face and OR cap will be the same color!

  24. Holly Hare

    Really… my hands are steady…but If you insist I’ll smoke one before we get started on you vasectomy…

  25. Holly Hare

    When I said “I need cut back”, I meant on smoking. The patients always pull their gowns over their faces when I smoke in front of them during minor surgery.

  26. Gina Liscotti

    Dude…could you not drop ashes on my sterile field? I can’t blow them off through my mask!

  27. Angie

    No worries, I stayed at the Holiday Inn Express last night. Knife thingy please…

  28. Kerry Dudley

    I said “LIGHTER,” not scissors!!”

  29. Diana McHugh

    “All sutured up! Now where did I put my lighter….?”

  30. rose

    ” Catch the ashes..before it gets int0 my sterile field!!

  31. Ranay

    “No!” I said “Gin & Tonic!”

  32. I know there’s a lighter in there somewhere!!!!!

  33. Sarah Sweeney

    “Proof that just because you look like a nurse doesn’t mean your a nurse.” Says the OR tech pulled from his smoke break.