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“Like I said, I promise I won’t feel a thing.”
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This Week’s Contest – May 21, 2012
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LVN
Licensed Vocational Nurse (California and Texas)
Awww your NPO don’t worry I’ll eat your breakfast!
No, sir, Jack Daniels is NOT part of the clear liquid diet!
Good Morning, Breakfast!
All my scrubs were dirty, so I had to wear my waitressing uniform today.
This is my first day on the floor….Woo Hoo breakfast is here.
Oops, I forgot to take my slippers off this morning!
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Caption Contest Winner!
Nothing says “Good morning” like hospital food and pills.
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Caption Contest Winner!
Percocet and graham crackers; the breakfast of champions!
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
Yes, I’m extremely happy to give you your breakfast… Even though I haven’t had mine yet… Or voided! Lol
RN
Registered Nurse
“Let’s move that emesis basin over and make room for breakfast….are you hungry???”
Wow, these antidepressants work wonders!!
Here come’s your snackie-poo!
Student
Nursing Student (you can change this when you graduate!)
(in a sing-song voice) “Mr. Smiiiiittttth, I’ve got your Colace, Ensure, & beef broth!”
Of course this food is delicious! It’s low sodium, low fat, liquid nutrition!
LVN
Licensed Vocational Nurse (California and Texas)
I just went pee in my home made catheter…
Yes this is your breakfast, and no that IS a stethoscope in my pocket!!!!
Coffee, tea or nurse!
Student
Nursing Student (you can change this when you graduate!)
Having a Nursing Student care for you at the hospital cures any patient quickly!!
RN
Registered Nurse
Hello Sweetheart, I’ve got cookies and milk, your favorite with your “Vicodin’s!”
What you heard in the hall was our local magician turning your brownie into upside down cake!
We revived your food