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Scrubs caption contest May 24, 2010

Week of May 24, 2010

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13 Responses to Scrubs caption contest May 24, 2010

  1. Cyndi

    “Now, this instrument is called a Proctoscope…”

  2. Patty g

    this is how we get things out from where the “sun don’t shine”…it up to YOU to do it

  3. Mitzi

    “I’m a nurse, NOT your nursemaiden. Here; lubricate it first, then insert it into the rectum….”

  4. Sally

    “I can’t believe none of you have ever seen how a rectal temperature is performed!”

  5. Marleen May

    I don’t care if you are a doctor, you call me “waitress” one more time and I’m going to shove this exam tray where the sun don’t shine.

  6. Alan Thomas

    If my wishbone is longer I want the liver great fish bait.

  7. Kat

    We would be much faster doctor if we had Gallo scrubs!

  8. Kathleen

    What a great nurse , she even multi tasks !

  9. Michelle

    Nurse, I told you I want you to dance while I due this, I need some sort of entertainment while I operate!

  10. Scott Mesloh

    Actually, I’m with the tour group, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

  11. sherry

    Grand Rounds just aren’t what they used to be……

  12. IrishNurse

    You mean this ISN’T the dessert cart?

  13. leonora coombs

    The autoclave doesnt work. This is the only one available.