Scrubs caption contest! – May 28, 2012

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“Percocet and graham crackers; the breakfast of champions!”

– submitted by 311Nurse

This Week’s Contest – May 28, 2012

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What’s your best caption? Leave it in our comments. Be sure to check back next week when we pick the winner!

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12 Responses to Scrubs caption contest! – May 28, 2012

  1. Piratelady1192

    Haha get his pills in him while he’s sleepin’ !

  2. reptilechick Caption Contest

    “Do not chew or crush” doesnt apply here, just use your handy dandy mouth funnel!

  3. loobysmum

    This is a little night sedation cocktail I like to call ‘The Sleeper’.

  4. queennala

    …and this month’s special includes a full flush after meds! Take advantage now! These prices won’t last!

  5. acates11 Caption Contest

    Wait till you see what I’m going to use for your enema!!!

  6. angienurse35 Caption Contest

    a pailful a day keeps the doctor at bay… for now!

  7. hmoRN

    “I just saved money by switching to Geico with the 20 extra minutes I saved on my med pass”

  8. hmoRN

    “The order said PO UR?? Oh!!!…By mouth for Upper Respiratory! OPPS!”

  9. Brigitte Truman RN

    When I asked him to, “Open wide,” he could follow instructions, so I had to help him.

  10. annh

    You should see how many your roommate gets!

  11. Jriccobono RN

    “After this, we’ll do the PR meds!!”

  12. joanaudris