Scrubs caption contest! – November 5, 2012

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“Doc: Sir, i cant get a blood pressure reading but I know it’s supposed to beep at some point.
Wife: I think I’m going to call the nurse.”

– submitted by besaangel

This Week’s Contest – November 5, 2012


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16 Responses to Scrubs caption contest! – November 5, 2012

  1. Leeza Caption Contest

    Just Bend Over and Relax… I promise this won’t hurt one bit!

  2. Abby Student

    Alright I’ll take your specimen now that I have my protective gear on

  3. Meronas

    This is what comes after Oxy…..:)

  4. sharaeblackburn Student

    That fecal impaction has to come out sometime!

  5. chinita61

    No really, I’m a Licensed “Proctocol” Nurse

  6. karenjanelle

    Assume the position !

  7. beliefnhope Caption Contest

    We are gonna have to go in deep

  8. rn51free

    Good morning, Mr. Roberts. I am going to be your nurse today!

  9. MarilynKrn

    “I will be performing your testicular exam. That hot nurse had to go on break!”

  10. lbenson Caption Contest

    “So which end do you want to start with?”

  11. tabad RN

    Now, where’s that catheter????

  12. olamide RN

    Its time to clean some colostomy bag

  13. Deena Staggers-Merkel

    Don’t worry I’ll be gentle… Now bend over and touch your nose to your toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. RestoreAmerica

    I’m sorry Mr.Fleet, we are all out of enemas,so I’m going to have to slap the crud outta ya!

  15. Dee Caption Contest

    “Just cause I’m blushing, doesn’t mean I can’t do this!”

  16. LLKoolNurse

    Snap (Glove on) Snap, Let’s get this over with… at least my fingers are small.