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20 Responses to Scrubs caption contest – November 8, 2010

  1. Jeffrey Bodurka

    Doctor to nurses “I understand you nurses are tired but I only make 4-5 times as much as you (between here and my private practice) so that you can do all the work. Report back to the floor please.”

  2. Gregg Nordyke

    Wait, where’s Mrs. Smith? You left her where?

  3. Shannon RN

    I know that you both are tired and hungry, but I get my lunch FREE and have already eaten, AND I am late for my golf game, so can we please just get this c-section done NOW (even though the patient is 8cm and has progressed in the last 30 min but he says there has been “no change in her cervix”).

  4. Shannon

    I know you both are tired and hungry, but I get my lunch here at the hospital FREE and I have already eaten. I am ALSO going to be late for my golf game so let’s get this c-section done NOW! (even though the patient is 8 cm and the cervix HAS made a change within the last hour, but he says she hasn’t! )

  5. mardi guy

    You always can tell when its July and the new medical students have arrived.

  6. Mary Beth

    Who said you could have a break? No one takes breaks around here except me!

  7. Maryn

    hmmmm…. so THAT’S they’re name!

  8. terry

    I know your tired, but this is life as a nurse!

  9. Lori

    Shift’s over …

  10. Heather

    nurses: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……….
    doctor: I know you worked graveyard during a full moon last night and your shift is over now, but do you think you could stay and work a double?

  11. Jorge Zermeno

    Since the other nurses are still in report, Could you do a STAT enema on Mrs. Jones

  12. Jill

    Words to never be uttered……sheww…it sure is quiet around here!!

  13. Heather

    this is why Thorton’s has the gallon size mug of coffee…

  14. Jeannette Corsaro

    This is not what I meant by Sleep Study.

  15. Rebecca

    Son, I know life as a medical student is exhausting, and you are working very hard towards a career in this hospital. So allow me, as chief of this hospital, to let you in on a little secret. THAT’S MY DAUGHTER YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH!!!

  16. Michelle

    Beat it Doc! We’re beat!

  17. Wendy

    Maybe if we are really quiet he will just go away.

  18. marlene fincher

    Dont mean to interupt but I just need a few things……the chart on bed one,,,the labs on bed 2…the xrays on 7,8 and 9…..a cup of coffe (if you have some fresh) the CT report on 10 and could you find the old records on 1-10 I like to refer to their last admit…..Thanks..

  19. rose

    Doc: Oohhh! It’s obvious now!! My nurses are overworked!!!

  20. Rose

    Doc: “Is this how we treat our lifesavers?My next project…relaxation lounge for my exhausted RN’s!!!