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Scrubs caption contest April 26, 2010

Week of April 26, 2010

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20 Responses to Scrubs caption contest April 26, 2010

  1. carol silva

    There, there, take your medicine and go to sleep…

  2. Rachael

    “Well… because your rectum wouldn’t accept your suppository, you’ll just have to put it in your mouth and swallow it.”

  3. April

    “Ok – time to wake up and take your sleeping pill!”

  4. “Nurse Bigbody to the rescue,pound for pound your best nursing option”

  5. Rhonda

    You’re retired, leave me alone and go back to bed!

  6. Cheryl Pruskowski

    Abbra Cadabra!

  7. Natascha

    “We can do this the easy way….or the hard way. Which would you prefer?”

  8. Rhonda

    No this isn’t the Hilton and I am not roomservice.

  9. Stephanie Zoller

    Oh….it says analgesic….NOT ANAL-gesic!! No wonder it wouldn’t fit.

  10. Ashley

    If you take this pill we might move you to a bigger bed… or you can stay like this forever.

  11. Mindy Beechler

    “Why do you have water for a suppository?”

  12. Margie

    Oh! did I wake u up?

  13. Kristine

    Mr. Doe… Mr. Doe… MR. DOE!! I have the pain medication you asked for. What did you say your pain level was? A 10/10?

  14. Nicole Mass

    “Now, now it will all be better !!! As soon as I give you this suppository.”

  15. Veronica Vigna

    “Too late nurse… I’m already asleep.”

  16. Christine Lobato

    Here’s the alka seltzer, Honey. Its a shame that I have to be a nurse at home too! No more boys nights out, you always drink too much!

  17. Veronica Vigna

    “Here’s your pain pill for your pain in the ass, sir.”

  18. Kelly Brown

    Mr. Peabody, Hello my name is Nurse Betty. I will be your nurse until 7:00. I need you to take this pill. It will calm your nerves and help you to relax, so you may have a good nights rest.

  19. Catherine Diaz

    Wake Up so I can give you this medication to help you sleep.

  20. Catherine Diaz

    No, you’re not hallucinating. I am a model and the most beautiful nurse you have ever seen. Now take this pill before reality hits.