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10 more things nurses wish their patients knew

If patients knew these 10 things, nurses’ jobs would SO much easier!

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10 soothing phrases no nurse wants to hear

What phrases do YOU not want to hear after a really bad day? Check out this funny list and add your own!

You know your mom is a nurse when…

You know your mom is a nurse when…

Are the children of nurses the healthiest people on the planet? According to this list, that sentiment may very well have merit.

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10 things a nurse would NEVER say!

“Oh please, I don’t need any more caffeine!” Um, nope! You’ll get a kick out of this funny list of the things you’ll never hear a nurse saying!

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10 MORE ways you know you’re a pediatric nurse!

Got the theme song to “Spongebob Squarepants” stuck in your head again? Right, you must be a peds nurse!

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10 of the most memorable things your patients have ever said!

“I once had a patient ask what time her autopsy was scheduled for…” Laugh at these too-funny, very memorable patient quotes.

10 MORE ways you know you’re a night shift nurse!

10 MORE ways you know you’re a night shift nurse!

How do you KNOW you’re a night shift nurse? If you exhibit one (or all) of these telltale signs!

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10 more of the strangest things your patients have ever done

From smoking in the closet to a denture adventure, these patients were up to some crazy antics while YOU were on the job!

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You know you’re in for a crazy shift when…

Here are the top 10 signs that you’re in for a “holy moly” shift!

The 10 funniest ways your patients have said “I love you!”

The 10 funniest ways your patients have said “I love you!”

We asked our Facebook fans for the funniest ways their patients have ever declared it was “true love.” Get a chuckle out of their answers…and let us know if you can beat ’em!

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10 things only ER nurses understand

Coping with frequent fliers. Eating lunch right after cleaning up a messy trauma. Patients who are, well, impatient. ER nurses, we feel your pain!

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10 great novels featuring nurses

If you want to reignite your passion for nursing or just spend a wonderful evening kicking back, check out one of these amazing books.

You know you’re a nurse when all you hear is…

You know you’re a nurse when all you hear is…

You’ve heard these top 10 words repeated over and over again, ALL day, ALL evening and ALL night…and they’re probably still ringing in your ears.

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Top 10 nursing student diagnoses

Recognize any of these? Let’s start with #10: Fluid volume deficit r/t dehydrating effects of caffeine.

10 questions I’d love to ask SOME MDs…

10 questions I’d love to ask SOME MDs…

If only. If only we could ask stuff like, “how much money do you really make?”