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What song would be your patient bed alarm?

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If you were a patient, what song would you pick as your bed alarm? We asked our Facebook fans on the Funny Nurses Facebook page and here are your answers!

Take a look at this 10-song playlist that runs the full music (and humor) gamut!

 

 

10 Songs That Should Be Patient Bed Alarms

1. “Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger
I’m not sick, but I’m not well
Submitted by Minda Brouillard

2. “Get Up Offa That Thing” by James Brown
Get up offa that thing and dance ‘till you feel better
Submitted by Sherita A. Hall

3. “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You’re never gonna keep me down

Submitted by Angie Compton Gray

4. “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd
I hear you’re feeling down
I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again

Submitted by Deborah Penn

5. “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees
Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive

Submitted by Carolyn Cook Jacobs

6. Green Acres theme song
Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me

Submitted by Angie Compton Gray

7. “Two Pina Coladas” by Garth Brooks
Bring me two pina coladas
One for each hand
Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan
And never leave dry land

Submitted by Lois McWhorter

8. “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor
I’ve got all my love to give and I’ll survive
I will survive

Submitted by Brenda Dyer

9. “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” by the Rolling Stones
You can’t always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need

Submitted by Nurse Talk

10. “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
Submitted by Rhonda Smith, specifically for psych nursing

What song would you pick? Let us know in the comments section below!

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19 Responses to What song would be your patient bed alarm?

  1. aubbie67

    The Freaks Come Out at Night, The Freaks Come Out at Night!

  2. rbhrn RN

    Oh..we’re half way there! Oh Living on a Prayer!

  3. finn55 RN

    Every Breath You Take “Every breath you take, every move you make. . . .I’ll be watching you”

  4. fancyfacesn Student

    Hotel California

    “You can checkout any time you like,
    But you can never leave!”

  5. catz CNA

    My patient bed alarm would be …..”I’m not crazy…I’m just a little unwell”
    sung by Rob Thomas from Matchbox 24

  6. rnpj2000 RN

    the first part of the song DON’T FALL!

  7. vsadams

    Another One Bites The Dust!

    • ambereyes1987 LPN

      Dark but funny

    • ambereyes1987 LPN

      “One of These Days” Foo Fighters.
      “I Wanna Be Sedated” Ramones
      “You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch”
      “Stick It” Keith Anderson
      “Dust In the Wind” Kansas
      “Folsom Prison Blues” Johnny Cash
      “As Good As I Once Was” Toby Keith

  8. Cheryl Banks LPN

    My song would be Bad Moon Rising by CCR

  9. ambereyes1987 LPN

    “One of These Days” Foo Fighters.
    “I Wanna Be Sedated” Ramones
    “You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch”
    “Stick It” Keith Anderson
    “Dust In the Wind” Kansas
    “Folsom Prison Blues” Johnny Cash
    “As Good As I Once Was” Toby Keith

  10. acates11 Caption Contest

    My song would be Roll me over in the clover and do it again in one hour!!

  11. beliefnhope Caption Contest

    They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

    • Ayoli

      And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re coming to take me away HAHA! 😀

  12. pvanne60

    One would be,”Don’t Worry, Be Happy” or “I Gotta A Feeling.”

  13. Pompilot Caption Contest

    ‘I Want a New Drug’. by Huey Lewis and the News

    I want a new drug
    One that won’t make me sick
    One that won’t make me crash my car
    Or make me feel three feet thick

  14. Ayoli

    “But it’s all right now, in fact it’s a gas
    But it’s all right
    I’m Jumpin’ Jack Flash, it’s a gas, gas, gas
    [spoken (Jagger):]
    (Oh yeah. Thank you kindly
    I think I busted a button on my trousers
    Hope they don’t fall down.
    You don’t want my trousers to fall down, now do ya?)” -The Rolling Stones “Jumpin’ Jack Flash”

  15. Victoria Ficco-Panzer

    Mine would be”Up,Up and Away”

  16. Angela Borba Caoile

    Working in labor and delivery I hear “shut up push it, push it real good!” In my head all day.

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