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If you were a patient, what song would you pick as your bed alarm? We asked our Facebook fans on the Funny Nurses Facebook page and here are your answers!
Take a look at this 10-song playlist that runs the full music (and humor) gamut!
10 Songs That Should Be Patient Bed Alarms
1. “Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger
I’m not sick, but I’m not well
Submitted by Minda Brouillard
2. “Get Up Offa That Thing” by James Brown
Get up offa that thing and dance ‘till you feel better
Submitted by Sherita A. Hall
3. “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You’re never gonna keep me down
Submitted by Angie Compton Gray
4. “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd
I hear you’re feeling down
I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
Submitted by Deborah Penn
5. “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees
Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Submitted by Carolyn Cook Jacobs
6. Green Acres theme song
Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me
Submitted by Angie Compton Gray
7. “Two Pina Coladas” by Garth Brooks
Bring me two pina coladas
One for each hand
Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan
And never leave dry land
Submitted by Lois McWhorter
8. “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor
I’ve got all my love to give and I’ll survive
I will survive
Submitted by Brenda Dyer
9. “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” by the Rolling Stones
You can’t always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need
Submitted by Nurse Talk
10. “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
Submitted by Rhonda Smith, specifically for psych nursing
What song would you pick? Let us know in the comments section below!
The Freaks Come Out at Night, The Freaks Come Out at Night!
RN
Registered Nurse
Oh..we’re half way there! Oh Living on a Prayer!
RN
Registered Nurse
Every Breath You Take “Every breath you take, every move you make. . . .I’ll be watching you”
Student
Nursing Student (you can change this when you graduate!)
Hotel California
“You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!”
CNA
Certified Nursing Assistant
My patient bed alarm would be …..”I’m not crazy…I’m just a little unwell”
sung by Rob Thomas from Matchbox 24
RN
Registered Nurse
the first part of the song DON’T FALL!
Another One Bites The Dust!
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
Dark but funny
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
“One of These Days” Foo Fighters.
“I Wanna Be Sedated” Ramones
“You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch”
“Stick It” Keith Anderson
“Dust In the Wind” Kansas
“Folsom Prison Blues” Johnny Cash
“As Good As I Once Was” Toby Keith
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
My song would be Bad Moon Rising by CCR
LPN
Licensed Practical Nurse
“One of These Days” Foo Fighters.
“I Wanna Be Sedated” Ramones
“You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch”
“Stick It” Keith Anderson
“Dust In the Wind” Kansas
“Folsom Prison Blues” Johnny Cash
“As Good As I Once Was” Toby Keith
Caption Contest
Caption Contest Winner!
My song would be Roll me over in the clover and do it again in one hour!!
Caption Contest
Caption Contest Winner!
RN
Registered Nurse
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
One would be,”Don’t Worry, Be Happy” or “I Gotta A Feeling.”