10 best responses to annoying patients

3. “It must be so nice only working three days a week.”

Comeback: “It must be so nice not to be burned out due to sleep deprivation and stress.”

2. “#$@% ^&^ %**&^!!!!!” (insert expletives, possibly in combination with rude hand gestures)

Comeback: “#$@% ^&^ %**&^!!!!!” (insert expletives, possibly in combination with rude hand gestures)

1. And lastly, the ultimate “compliment”:”You are so good, you should have become a doctor!”

Comeback: “Honey, you couldn’t pay me to become a doctor!”

Runner up: “We all ordered out but forgot to ask you because you looked so busy!”

This one never warrants a comeback–just payback for next time! 😀

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