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10 things a nurse would NEVER say!

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As a nurse, you probably feel like you repeat yourself ALL the time with every new patient who comes onto your unit. So just for fun (and to give you a little break from the monotony!), we asked our Funny Nurses Facebook fans for the things you’ll never hear a nurse saying…get ready to laugh!

1. “My salary is too high.”
Adebisi Toyin 

2. “I don’t need to pee. I did that before my shift started, eight hours ago.”
Larissa Hubbartt

3. “My feet feel like I’ve walked on pillows all 12 hours!”
Maureen Griffie

4. “I would love nothing more than to answer your call light 15 times in 12 minutes. I have so much free time!”
Natalie Booher 

5. “Dr. So-and-so’s handwriting is SO neat and legible!”
Michele Baker 

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