10 things a nurse would NEVER say!

6. “Wow, a day where no one tried to escape, throw poop at me or ask me where they were at!”
Frankie Stevenson 

7. “12 doubly incontinent patients today, brilliant!”
Sarah Louise Nicolson

8. “Oh please, I don’t need any more caffeine!”
Stephanie Lea Meinecke 

9. “What? We are fully staffed today?!”
Tracey Griffin 

10. “I would love to pull a double the night of the full moon!”
Tiffany J Jackson Sumler 

What would you add to the list?

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