10 things a nurse would NEVER say!
6. “Wow, a day where no one tried to escape, throw poop at me or ask me where they were at!”
7. “12 doubly incontinent patients today, brilliant!”
—Sarah Louise Nicolson
8. “Oh please, I don’t need any more caffeine!”
—Stephanie Lea Meinecke
9. “What? We are fully staffed today?!”
10. “I would love to pull a double the night of the full moon!”
—Tiffany J Jackson Sumler
What would you add to the list?