Caffeine is my shepherd;
With it beside me, I shall not doze.
It maketh me wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its namesake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equalâ„¢:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
Editor’s note: Thanks to Nursefriendly.com for this delightful…and memorable…prayer.