If nurse stock photos could speak: 10 captions that’ll crack you up!


Ever wonder what nurses might be saying if their stock photo images could speak? Now you don’t have to.

Is this nursing heaven? But wait, WHY ARE MY CHARTS HERE?! IS THIS A JOKE?


05_31_14-Scrubs-Article-Image-7-V1-600x371 Thinkstock | michaeljung

I already have 17 text messages in my inbox from various relatives with medical questions. Aunt Mary wants to know if calories are “for real.”


unhappy-nurse-490579479-600x372 iStock | Viktor_Gladkov

I’m not even a nurse. I’m only 14 years old. Today is “bring your kid to work” day and it was either this or piano lessons. 

I miss my piano.


10-inspirational-quotes-for-nursing-students-182025553-600x372 (1) iStock | Andreas Rodriguez

Here I am, just hangin’ out with my friends. Via Skype, of course, because I’m a nursing student and this is my concept of socializing now. Tomorrow, I’ll probably “hit the clubs” on Google Hangout. 

05_31_14-Scrubs-Article-Image-11-V2-600x371 Thinkstock | mactrunk

Hey Beyoncé, I “woke up like this,” too. 


05_31_14-Scrubs-Article-Image-8-V1-600x371 Thinkstock | stokkete

Annnnnndd there goes my life. 


Young male nurse wearing gloves iStock Photo | ThinkStock

Who wore it better?

Me…or me?


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It’s my first day. I’m smiling because I’m terrified and I don’t know what else to do with my face.


Registered-nurse-is-a-‘Hot-Job’-for-2014-600x372 Fuse | ThinkStock

Here we are. Just, you know, all waiting patiently in line for our turn to see the patient who swallowed his own pet.

4-quick-recipes-for-nurses-on-the-go-600x372 iStockphoto | ThinkStock

So they handed me this salad and said, “Hey, take this picture with this salad for us, please.” Then I handed it back, because nobody in the history of nursing has ever had enough time to eat a salad. Ever. 

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