Scrubs Caption Contest – July 1, 2013

Last Week’s Winner

“Become a Nurse they said, it will be fun they said… nobody mentioned practicing injections on each other !!!!”

– submitted by Yvonne Ivy via Facebook.

This Week’s Contest – July 1, 2013

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7 Responses to Scrubs Caption Contest – July 1, 2013

  1. mia.e.ross

    “Aw, sweetheart, you thought I was sent here in this white dress just to give you some positive reinforcement? How cute! Now open wide and I’ll show you why you should never, ever try to bite down on a stick of dynamite again.”

  2. EEFisher Caption Contest

    Proverbs 18:21 says, “Death and life are in the power of the tongue.” The important thing is learning how to speak so your words give life rather than death.

    That’s why they called in the nurse!

  3. mywizofoz RN

    Just feeling for your glands. Swallow…swallow….now open…

  4. chellevonne LPN

    I’m sorry Mr. Smith but just because I’m a nurse doesn’t mean that when in uniform, my fingertips suddenly become x-ray devices that can dx and treat you on the spot. Now please swallow.

  5. jrjern RN

    “Look at me! We are going to walk out of here quickly and quietly. Then we will go back to the hospital for a nice relaxing bed bath.”

  6. berta89jane

    Never in a million years did I think that this blind date would be so hands on! Now make sure you don’t swallow that tnt dust anymore. Your starting to swell! Goodness knows I cannot have a man with swollen glands!

  7. KimmerWI

    “So how many sticks did you say you swallowed?!?”