Scrubs caption contest! – May 2, 2011

Last Week’s Winner

nurse caption contest april 25, 2011

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“I wonder if I hit this annoying cloud with my stethoscope, if it will stop following me..”

– submitted by janet

This Week’s Contest – May 2, 2011

nurse caption contest May 2, 2011

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What’s your best caption? Leave it it in our comments. Be sure to check back next week when we pick the winner!

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22 Responses to Scrubs caption contest! – May 2, 2011

  1. Paula Henry

    How do you like:
    Can I have something for nausea? Oh, by the way, can you bring me a tuna fish sandwich when you come back?

  2. Stacey

    Call Security! He’s suffocating my patient!!!

  3. andrea

    i have other things to do take care of him yourself ! i am out of here..

  4. jULIE

    How in the world can I do a hysterectomy on HIM?!?

  5. Denise

    I’ll be back tomorrow after I’ve had my arms shortened.

  6. I need something for pain. I am allergic to morphine,percocet, codine. Last time they gave me d de , di.Do you know what I am talking about? It starts with a D. Do you mean Dilaudid? YES THAT IS IT. THAT IS WHAT I NEED.

  7. Guy: ” nurse my wife wants to use the
    Nurse: “oh, ok let me find my nursing
    assistant” ( while walking away
    in a hurry)…

  8. Misty

    Oh!! Maybe now was not the best time to tell him he is “not” the father!

  9. Mollie Hubenak

    Maybe the morphine is getting to me, but… Did her head look like a penis to you?

  10. Felicia

    April Fools, you must be a nurse because women can’t be doctors

  11. Stacey DeLong

    “I know my wife just came out of Recovery and probably won’t eat her dinner tray….would it be okay if I ate it for her???”

  12. Lisa V Bankes

    Crazy glue huh? No that’s ok, we can treat you bith without the details!

  13. Maria T

    Just hold her mouth shut until I get to you back in an hour…

  14. Melissa

    Hold on , I’ll go get the nurse and have her bring in a basin. I’m not sure where they keep the supplies. I’ll go write an order for some Zofran on your chart. Just hang your head over the rail if you need too, the nurse will take care of it.

  15. But nurse…He feels warm to me,

  16. Nurse V

    “Uhh. Let me go get you a cup of water. I’ll be right back.” Okay. I have no idea what’s wrong with this guy. Better run and do a quick google search on his symptoms.

  17. Kimjo

    Do you think he noticed my lipstick is the same color as his shirt?

  18. Lori Schott

    “To be honest I don’t know why her apnea alarm keeps going off nurse!”

  19. Sheri Houston

    These people take DNR way too seriously!

  20. Lori Schott

    “Honestly I don’t know why her apnea alarm keeps going off nurse!”

  21. becky brown

    OMG what does he think I can do?