The all-new, totally accurate lunch menu selection card

Choose one of our specially prepared sweets to end your meal:
Angel food cake with red goop
Low-fat, low-salt crust with sugar-free apple-flavored goop
Chocolate Surprise with Suspiciously Stiff Whipped Cream Substitute


For our patients on a General Diet, we offer the Chef’s Selection:
Green salad with ranch dressing
Fried catfish with French fries and hush puppies
Chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream
Diet Coke

Inspired by Allie Brosh’s Better Pain Scale.

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