The top 10 strangest things doctors have said to you on the job!

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Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. —Gerhard Kocher

Whether you get along famously or have your share of difficulty with them, doctors are a constant presence in most nurses’ lives…which is why it’s all the better when said doctors at least make you chuckle every once in a while! We asked our Facebook fans to share the strangest things doctors have ever said to them; read on to get a BIG laugh courtesy of your fellow nurses (and the doctors who opened their mouths)!

The top 10 strangest things doctors have said to you on the job!

1. When ending a phone conversation after discussing a patient, the doctor said, “I love you,” then paused and said, “I’m sorry, you were telling me what to do, so it made me think I was speaking with my wife. I’m sorry!” He couldn’t look at me for about a month!
—Kimberly Bernier

2. “He has an erection to everything,” but he meant to say, “He has a reaction to everything.” What made it so funny is that he never corrected himself…I stood there trying so hard not to laugh.
—Tea Michelle

3. “I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on!” He meant my street clothes, as opposed to my scrubs, but it was hilarious.
—Valerie Casey

4. A first-year resident and I went to do a vag exam on a laboring patient. He put the glove on the stands at the foot of the bed with a puzzled look on his face, looked at me and asked, “How do I do this?” I told him the vagina was usually found between a woman’s legs. The patient laughed so hard…gotta love first-year residents.
—Tonja Timm Truitt

5. A doctor was trying to order supp and wanted to put rectal…well, he was talking to the computer and said, “I want it all in the butt!”—not knowing I was standing behind him! I about peed myself laughing so hard, and he turned redder than a tomato! Let’s not forget, he only started with us a couple of months ago…definitely an icebreaker!
—Ashley Boyer

6. “THIS patient is deceased? THIS one right here?” Ummm, yes. This one right here…lol.
—Sheri Teepls

7. A GI specialist was frustrated with a hospitalist’s documentation. He asked me if I knew what “WNL” meant. I told him, “Within normal limits,” and he replied, “No, it means ‘We never looked.’”
—Conni Errickson Miller

8. I called a doctor in the middle of the night for orders on a new admit. He was giving appropriate orders, then he said, “And have her go out and pick up sticks. [pause…] Did I just say something about sticks?” I said yes. He said, “Sorry, I fell asleep and I was dreaming.”
—Jenny Bronkema

9. We had a frequent flier on the floor, and the doctor told me he would give me $20 if I could figure out a way for him to not have to go in her room. LOL!
—Heidi DeSchepper

10. “I’m sorry, I was wrong.”
—Kim Sowles Crawford

What’s the strangest thing a doctor has ever said to YOU on the job?

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