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What song would be your patient bed alarm?

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If you were a patient, what song would you pick as your bed alarm? We asked our Facebook fans on the Funny Nurses Facebook page and here are your answers!

Take a look at this 10-song playlist that runs the full music (and humor) gamut!



10 Songs That Should Be Patient Bed Alarms

1. “Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger
I’m not sick, but I’m not well
Submitted by Minda Brouillard

2. “Get Up Offa That Thing” by James Brown
Get up offa that thing and dance ‘till you feel better
Submitted by Sherita A. Hall

3. “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You’re never gonna keep me down

Submitted by Angie Compton Gray

4. “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd
I hear you’re feeling down
I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again

Submitted by Deborah Penn

5. “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees
Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’
and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive

Submitted by Carolyn Cook Jacobs

6. Green Acres theme song
Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me

Submitted by Angie Compton Gray

7. “Two Pina Coladas” by Garth Brooks
Bring me two pina coladas
One for each hand
Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan
And never leave dry land

Submitted by Lois McWhorter

8. “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor
I’ve got all my love to give and I’ll survive
I will survive

Submitted by Brenda Dyer

9. “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” by the Rolling Stones
You can’t always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need

Submitted by Nurse Talk

10. “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
Submitted by Rhonda Smith, specifically for psych nursing

What song would you pick? Let us know in the comments section below!


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