"Ice cream float...made with strawberry Ensure...very interesting."
"My patient insisted she have her snuff with her, even though she was unable to see where her spit can was..."
There's this clipboard nurse upstairs who has been trying to find ANY reason to "counsel" me.
I hate being asked “Who’s â€˜waiting’ on me?” If I was a waitress, I could’ve saved a lot on tuition...
If a patient checks out of the hospital and leaves behind what we'll just call a forgotten "token of gratitude" that a nurse ...
"I had a patient who swore that if she went into the heat, her breast milk would spoil..."