“Ice cream float…made with strawberry Ensure…very interesting.”

I hate being asked “Who’s ‘waiting’ on me?” If I was a waitress, I could’ve saved a lot on tuition…

We all know that patients say some crazy things…but what happens when those crazy things are directed at YOU?!

Prospective students are getting turned away because of a shortage, so perhaps you should consider changing careers to something with more flexible hours, less physical strain, and better pay!

Pay attention to medication commercials. Learn to love care plans. And save EVERYTHING in a flash drive. Get more indispensable wisdom from one wise nursing student.

Read on for 10 more of the worst orders you’ve ever read and be ready to LOL!

Here she comes…all dressed in white! No, not bride-zilla…worse. A Nursing Student! Me! And I find myself doing the same exact things that I thought were hilarious when my sister was in nursing school.

You’re trapped in an elevator for four hours. Which fictional coworker would you choose to make the small talk with?

Congratulations—you’re in the “home stretch.” Let’s take a moment to figure out what you’ll do when you cross the finish line.

For those of you who are in nursing school and are aghast at some of the surprisingly dated rules you must abide by (white uniforms? Really??), take a look at this list of rules for nursing students from the 1970s!