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How To Be That B*tch Nurse. A Step by Step Guide!

  • Easily Irritated.
    You get irritated at patients easily, and throw snarky remarks at them if they ask you a question, even going to argue with them. Cue some bitchy comments to your Nurse pack. (see previous page)

  • Constant Chip on Your Shoulder.
    You can’t take a joke. Seriously. You get offended by the littlest of things and it actually borders on anger management issues. All the while deep inside you consider yourself funny. Sarcastic, but funny.

  • Selfie Hater.
    If you find out a Nurse is a mini celeb or has a big social following, you’ll secretly do anything to cut them down. ‘Not on my watch’. Even going as far as to report them to management for simply taking a selfie in a work bathroom. Eeesh.

  • You think Scrubs should basically be a towel you go to work in, and you balk at the sheer sight of something fashionable. If you find yourself saying this often, then you’re guilty of number 5 ‘I come to work to save lives, not walk down a catwalk.’

  • You despise newcomers and treat them like the filth you tread in when you first started.

    • Sorry kids, were we unfair? The truth hurts a little, but do let us know in the comments if we missed any. In the meantime, here’s a meme to cheer you up.

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